Monday, January 19, 2009

Overrated.


So the rumor is that Padmasree Warrior is on a short list of candidates for a new Cabinet-level position that Obama wants to create, a CTO of the nation type office. And the short list is apparently two people long. The fact that she is even on a list 1,000 people long stuns me and every other Motorolan who has had the pleasure of working for Mot while she was the CTO under Fast Eddie Zander. She was a travesty for Motorola. All she succeeded in doing was creating the nonsense buzzword "Seemless Mobility", that Zander hitched his CEO wagon onto to ride off into the sunset with her moseying on behind. Under them, our mobile phone division fell so far into the crapper, even Roto Rooter can't help us out now. Also, our Labs division, which she was the head of, as CTO, now no longer exists. So, Motorola, a company known for innovation and inventing, now does neither, and we can send all of our thanks directly to this woman. And now, she may be in a cabinet-level post for the entire country.

Oh, by the way, after she left Motorola once her safety net Eddie was ran out on a rail, she went to Cisco with record speed. And, apparently, being there a year, all she has succeeded in doing there is inventing more buzzwords. This time, its "Brainforming" instead of "Brainstorming." How ridiculous.

Here is a video of her managing to talk for over 3 minutes, yet say absolutely nothing of consequence. See if you can tally all of the buzzwords!!




Shocking. Appalling. Very Chicago.

Say it ain't so, Barack O!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

with all these Chicago people getting nominated for presidental posts, maybe your call is coming : ) secretary of ? : )

Anonymous said...

How about Secretary of "common sense"? I think Aaron could handle that. Now that would be some "change" we could handle... Uncle Bob

Anonymous said...

Is 'devilupping' a buzzword?

With a name like 'warrior', it has to be good...or was that smuckers?

Brent